Monday Hate Machine

Here's what I'm especially hating this week:


People who clip their nails on the subway.

Soft-serve ice cream. I want ice cream, not ice cream soup.

Dog fertility clinics. No, I'm not making that up.

Manhattan in 90 degree heat and high humidity.

Whole Foods Market on a Saturday.

New Yorkers who don't understand the concept of letting people off the subway before pushing on to the train. This is much more common among women, sorry to say ladies.

USA Today newspaper. It is where the dumbing down of the news began.

The mole on my neck.

Clean coal, hybrid cars, bio-fuels, "eco-shape" water bottles and carbon trading. These are all lies created to ease the conscience of middle-class, white liberals and do nothing to help the environment.

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